Zakaj ne gremo na poroko

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Na vabilo princa Williama, da se udeležimo njegove poroke, je Drupi takole odgovoril v imenu celotnega uredništva Gostilne.

"Dear patatoe Kate, dear coronata head William!

Many thanks for your invitation, but we can't come in London, because... I have a concert on "sagra dell'asparago" somewhere in North Italy, Mauretto Corona is worried that there won't be enough bad wine for him. Gantar sisters think the same.  
Peter V. could come, but we don't give him the airplane's tickets because we know that he at first may lost them and anyway he would come too late at the airport. Jakob, Peter P, and Madalena have to work in Guštin's gostilna in Mirko's kingdom. We were thinking about sending in London Mirko, but two tickets aren't enough, because he want to travel with Čada, Slađan and Marij. 

Gostilničarji ne gredo v London

There are also too many Spangaros for only two tickets. Two tickets also aren't enough for our Little Lena, who needs one ticket for leg and another one for his panza. Gregor is waiting for the tišler, Niko has a basketball training, Veronika M. has no energy after working in osmizza, Nikol R. hasn't the permission to left the job. 
There are Fanika and Andreja, but both thinks, that during their permanence in London we will spent an evening drinking and playing krontočke's turnirjis without them. So neither wouldn't come. There are also Bojan and Boštjan, but you know, is better if red carpet conserve its red colur without womiting traces. 
Mitja and Bidu? They can't because of football's engagement. Tajrim? We don't think that she is the right person, because there is a risk, that she will show to Harry how to play twister with mudande outside trousers.  
Miloš? Oh, my God. Can you imagine him sitting near Elizabeth, touching her and explaing the best way to preserve a good forma with a lot of double meaning words?
No, no my dears. We are sorry, but nobody can come. Have a nice wedding.
For Gostilna,
Your
Drupi